Crack-smoking, bisexual Obama? Who cares? Where's your Birth Certificate?

Whether or not Obama/Soetoro/Obama is a closet homosexual (or would he prefer to be called BIsexual?) doesn't concern me. What ought to concern every American is whether or not he is a natural born citizen and why he has failed to prove it.

He can stay in the closet but bring out the birth certificate!

WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?